Credo Zeppo™
Older than the big bang.

The Credo Zeppo™ religious conviction is responsible
for many fine things that happen to you during the day.

A lot of evil things would have happened
to you if it weren't for Credo Zeppo™.

Wicked things you haven't heard about because
Credo Zeppo™ stopped it before it even happened.

Credo Zeppo™ is a religion so new nobody has yet written down,
the philosophies the members live after, but a few things can be shared. The most important passion is to keep the baby in you alive.
No doubt, the baby is the purest item in all humans,
and a newborn baby is enormously clean.
If you crawl around like a newborn baby
all day you won't be able to do evil things,
as it's very hard to rob old ladies
or do other nasty things,
all on four.

Live forever
- stay young
- suck tits till you drop!
And do it all in the name of Zeppo!!!
If you don't think you have it in you
- the will to stay young forever
- we can sell you shares in other people's life!

The Zeppo belief tells us that a new Credo Zeppo™ will be born
in Norway very soon, and the old Ulsrud Proclamations
tells us that this will happen in the holy city of
Grong, where the first Zeppo was killed as a martyr
millions of years ago.

A fear share of the money that people all over the world
gives to Runar Sørgaard are put aside to build a cathedral
where Grong Shopping Centre does its dirty business today.

If you want to unite with Credo Zeppo™
and become member, you have to live by the
TEN BAGU'S every day.
Convert to Credo Zeppo™ and
you will receive the complete words of
the ten Bagu's as soon as you fill in the application form.

Bagu Number One
Life's puzzles and how to fill them in.

Bagu Number Two
The first link in the stream of total grown up baby life.

Bagu Number Three
The wheel of perfect breast-feeding and bum wiping.

Bagu Number Four
The unravelling of the oneness.

Bagu Number Five
How to reach the ultimate level.

Bagu Number Six
Understanding of the layers of the baby skin.

Bagu Number Seven
Transitional breast-feeding lasting forty-nine (seven times seven) days.

Bagu Number Eight
Astral beam your self through hardship and disease.

Bagu Number Nine
Divine erotic fulfilment through a bag of self-realization.

Bagu Number Ten
Sacredcredozepposushi - the preservation of the salmon energy.

Credo Zeppo™
A religion for those who wants
to get out of their personal crises
- And straight into new ones.